what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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