I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
...so i touched it.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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