Whats the glycemic index on semen?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Less talking, more tequila
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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