You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I need a hoe opinion
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