This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You are a genius and a whore.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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