Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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