I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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