yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
this hospital has no fireball
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i out mim tonsoeep
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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