We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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