I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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