I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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