The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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