Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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