he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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