i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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