Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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