Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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