Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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