Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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