At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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