Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
They left me at home... I'm a liability
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
