the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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