Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have aggressive nipples.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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