I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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