I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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