David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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