I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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