white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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