Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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