i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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