they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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