I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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