Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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