I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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