I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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