She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Farmville is her only friend.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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