I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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