Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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