In the future we'll all be gay
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he thought i was a dude.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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