i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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