Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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