kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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