No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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