The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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