i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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