he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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