Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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