Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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