The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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