no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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