Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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