butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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