Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We need a shit load of segways right now
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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