very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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