is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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